A MUSE, IMMOVABLE (A Sad Poem by Bernarde) The Bald Cook smirks. He keeps my Muse Bound and Captive. He will free it upon receipt of Payment Overdue. I Ponder, with Regret, those Imbibed Cups of Espresso! -their Dry'd Remains flaking on the Table-Top! -their Darker Parts dissolving the Bile in my Stomach! -their Wretched Swirl, for now Unavailable! I will not produce Anything of Worth, this week. Ah, Gloom.... DUSTY REMAINS (by Bernarde, The Sad Poet) 1. I Aspire. I Perspire. I shed a Large Tear for All of Humanity. I write a Short Blot on the Table-Top. It was a Poem. 2. Why is my Angst the Hard Currency of my Inspiration? Why am I Sadden'd by the Thrice-Stained Towel that the Bald Cook keeps in his Possession? 3. I drown my Sighs in the Bottom of my Coffee-Cup. They Harden and Dry. The Bald Cook will have to scrape them out.. The Dusty Remains of my Unwritten Poems. ___________________________________________________________________ GLOOM (by Bernarde, The Sad Poet) I am in the Bottom of my Coffee-Pot. My Poems, half-dissolv'd in the fetid Bile of my Inspiration. The Bald Cook is the Object of my Trepidition. I have no Means to pay for my Espresso today. Ah...Gloom.... -Bernarde